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- There is a family, with three kids. One of each sex.
- My papa's earning capacity is not as big as mamma's yearning capacity.
- I remember when grandma had her hair bobbed. She doesn't look like an old lady any more; she looks like an old man.
- "Do you have anything to say before I fire you?"
"Yeah, how about a raise?"
- We are going to send a big surprise to my mom. Dad.
- I'll never forget the excitement when grandpa shaved off her beard, and we found out that it was grandma.
- We hide the presents from Irving every year, but he always finds them. This year we are going to hide Irving.
- Boss: One who is late when you are early and early when you are late.
- My grandma was a famous writer. She wrote Drugging Horses for Fun and Profit.
- "Go answer the door."
"Hello, door"
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