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Morale was very low at the Gypem Novelty Company, so Mr. Gypem decided to employ a recreation director, simply for boosting the spirit. One day the director assembled all the workers and told them a wonderful new plan. "When you are working here for five years," he said, "you get a beautiful green certificate saying you've give good service to the Gypem Novelty Company for five years. When you are working here for ten years, you get a gorgeous blue certificate, saying we have really appreciated the hard work and valuable service given within ten years. And when you are working here for fifteen years you get a badge." "What does the badge say?" Asked one of the workers. "Why-er, the badge says, I have a green and blue certificate-" The woman was driving the doctor nuts with her hypochondria. She kept waking him up in the middle of the night with all sorts of imaginary ailments. One night the phone rang just when the doctor had fallen asleep after a gruesome operation. "Oh, doctor," shrieked the hypochondriac, "I have frantic urges to jump off high buildings! What should I do to stop them?" "Madam," replied the doctor, "I think you should follow your desires." | ||||||||||||||||||
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